Canned In Canmore
excursions during wakefulness
Mitch Hourie's Return From the WildSunday, Jul 26, 2009 5:01 PM  (Explicit language and content that is not suitable for those who believe everything is non-fiction. Also not suitable for those or who do not want to hear content that is sexual in nature without visual nudity. Also not suitable for anyone without a sense of humor or for anyone who has not seen Lawrence Welk.) Mitch Hourie comes to Radio Canmore where he provides his thoughts and impressions after having been away for an extended period of time. The absence clearly demonstrates Hourie's time in the wild where he was deprived of alll human interaction. It is not known how long Hourie spent alone since no documentation has been made available. Rumors that Hourie is suffering from cortical-sex-fusion are not mentioned, but it is obvious that Hourie's dialogue is full of sexual-content. Given the live performance, Hourie engages the audience to include a long interview of Ric Proctoscope. The sexual orientation of this interview is obvious to include hard and soft spots that may or may not be evidence of a long standing homo-erotic affair between Hourie and Proctoscope. Matt Brouillett does ask Proctoscope about his coaching days and the way he communicated with his players. Dave mentions he knows Rich and his ability to have paused right as a pitch was being thrown. Dave doesn't mention Ric however. Clay Proctoscope and Wayne Holden step into the Hourie Box, where Holden becomes a victim of Hourie Rapid Fire Yes or No. Holden finds it difficult to answer "yes" or "no" while answering "yes" or "no." In the end it is quite obvious there is more going on in the rear than there is in the front.
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