Canned In Canmore
excursions during wakefulness
Mitch Hourie's Return From the WildSunday, Jul 26, 2009 5:01 PM  (Explicit language and content that is not suitable for those who believe everything is non-fiction. Also not suitable for those or who do not want to hear content that is sexual in nature without visual nudity. Also not suitable for anyone without a sense of humor or for anyone who has not seen Lawrence Welk.) Mitch Hourie comes to Radio Canmore where he provides his thoughts and impressions after having been away for an extended period of time. The absence clearly demonstrates Hourie's time in the wild where he was deprived of alll human interaction. It is not known how long Hourie spent alone since no documentation has been made available. Rumors that Hourie is suffering from cortical-sex-fusion are not mentioned, but it is obvious that Hourie's dialogue is full of sexual-content. Given the live performance, Hourie engages the audience to include a long interview of Ric Proctoscope. The sexual orientation of this interview is obvious to include hard and soft spots that may or may not be evidence of a long standing homo-erotic affair between Hourie and Proctoscope. Matt Brouillett does ask Proctoscope about his coaching days and the way he communicated with his players. Dave mentions he knows Rich and his ability to have paused right as a pitch was being thrown. Dave doesn't mention Ric however. Clay Proctoscope and Wayne Holden step into the Hourie Box, where Holden becomes a victim of Hourie Rapid Fire Yes or No. Holden finds it difficult to answer "yes" or "no" while answering "yes" or "no." In the end it is quite obvious there is more going on in the rear than there is in the front.
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Mythical Stories For Your Pocket: The GargoyleTuesday, Feb 10, 2009 4:25 PM  Upon reaching into your pocket there is always something to be found. Blue surrounds you, the opening into places and traces of things that have been both fiction and reality. It becomes a matter of how you see it. Still, blue to be a part of, there are the tales of historical fires that took into account cultural variations that enabled excitement of sensory nervous systems. This, the second Mythical Stories for Your Pocket podcast, presents the Gargoyle. This Mythical Stories was a part of the testing period of Radiocanmore that included fireside sessions with South Canmore Rabbits. The rabbits responded to the animation at hand, involving or excluding themselves based upon the story being told.
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News: One DayWednesday, Aug 6, 2008 11:37 AM  News one day brought to the forefront by Dave, Mo, Ty and Andrew. The rabbits are discussed along with Calgary Flames propaganda used to distort the reality that really exists with the team. Editorial on the Canmore Eagles is a brief one. Memories of Sean Wedderburn when he was an Eagle. Sent packing by the chokers, Weds didn't report to Prince wherever and headed to Surrey where he was a key in the run to the Cup. Broke Back Mountain revisited. The poodle at Jerome's Hair Salon in Calgary, to include great hair work and Kelly Hrudy. The roundabout sense though it is senseless in an effort to be creative. The mullet guy is brought up, and the fact that he supports all NHL teams other than the Calgary Flames. Calgary construction noted, to include the rise to Vegas. The conclusion finds food for thought as to sports in Canada.
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Comedy Hour - Jokin' JimWednesday, Aug 6, 2008 11:01 AM  Jokin' Jim comes to Radio Canmore where he finds the crowd straight-up in feedback. "If they don't like the joke they don't laugh. That makes sense. When I'm on stage in Calgary I hear everyone laughing before I even get to the joke itself. Then I realize that everyone is sipping frozen drinks, cocktails and text messaging. I guess that makes sense too, but you got to wonder why anyone pays to sit around and text message, surf the net and play games on hand-held devices. I figure the same people are into the same thing when they're in the sack. Yep, the text message orgasms rather than the animate experience. Where I come from we basically keep things simple. Like, I guess I could of been something else, but what would I have been? A piano bar player? A bartender? A lumberjack? I don't know if I could have been any of those because I have a problem with my back. I can't pick things up, sit too long and I can't cut down trees. I mean, do I look like Paul Bunyan? Even if I did it isn't because I'm related to him or anything like that. My dad was from Poland and I grew up on Polish Hill. We never left the place because we didn't know how to get back up the hill. I thought that it had something to do with Jack and Jill, but no one ever taught us anything other than if you go down you aren't coming back. That's why I'm not there anymore. I left and can't get back up the hill. When I talk to people there now I just stand at the bottom with a megaphone."
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