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"Yes I am a criminal justice major!"Friday, Feb 20, 2009 11:20 AM  Neil Giles sat down at Primanti Bros. (Strip District) to discuss his disappearance after visiting a haunted house in Pittsburgh. He was joined by Mo who placed the order for four sandwiches and a couple Irons. Giles made it clear that he wanted to put the whole experience of October 2008 behind him. "Man, like what can I say that hasn't been said? I went to the Scare House in Etna and they accused me of being something that I'm not. I mean, do I look like a game show host to you?" Giles took a sip of Iron CIty after Mo handed the glass off. "That place is over-hyped! They claim they're a top scare house in this country. Spare me the propaganda." Indeed, Giles is correct in a ranking that apparently has the Scare House in the top 25. "Who hands out these rankings? Maybe it's all driven by people who voted for the NHL all stars." Mo spoke up. "You got that right! I'm going to go get our sandwiches." Giles took another sip of his Iron City. "The fact of the matter is this. Yes, I am a criminal justice major. I know the difference between right and wrong, and I don't need stiffs from the Scare House trying to make me out to be Chuck Woolery." Mo handed two sandwiches off to Giles. "You see these sandwiches. They're both Primanti Roast Beef and Cheese sandwiches. They aren't McDonald's cheeseburgers. The same is true with me and the haunted house. I'm a criminal justice major and the Scare House isn't anywhere near the top 25 places in the US. You get it?" Giles and Mo held up the Primanti Bros. menu prior to diving into their sandwiches. "Case closed?" Giles asked. Mo was quick to answer. "You got that right."
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