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Peripheral Nerve StimulatorWednesday, Feb 18, 2009 9:35 PM  While driving down the road a raven was standing next to a rabbit, the latter appeared to be dead. The raven, though it did not admit to anything, seemed to want to eat the rabbit. I was in the vicinity, close enough to observe the two, therefore I turned the wheel to the right even though I was driving with the intention to go left. When I got near enough I put the truck in park and headed out of the cab. The engine continued to run and could be said to have been idling, however it was just started thus turning it off would have been counterproductive to life in general to include organic and engine life. The raven looked at me, then pointed his wing toward the rabbit. My eyes followed the bird's wing. "What's the deal?" I asked the raven. He didn't speak, but he did shrug his wings. "Were you planning on eating this rabbit?" I asked. The raven looked up at me and answered. "Not until I make sure its gone." I nodded my head before saying, "That's kind of you." It was then that the raven whipped out a peripheral nerve stimulator and hooked it up to the rabbit's left foot. "This will do the trick," the raven said, after which he pushed the button. The rabbit was jolted. "Wow!" the rabbit remarked. "I must have been in a deep sleep." The raven patted the rabbit on the fur, got in my truck and drove away. The rabbit ran off and gave me the toe.
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